i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

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cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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myfirstbreathaftercoma:

losbagliopiudolce:

-

La vita di Adele.

hey-there-sugartits:

lapfoxs:

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

are u okay

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b-busted:

It’s my life goal to be this fuckin cute and this fuckin badass at the same time

shadowjutsu:

when you try to breathe through your nose when you’re sick

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

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bushdid911:

HELL YEAH EMERALD CITY COMIC CON
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